8 Great ways to get even with your PC
Let's start with first technique:
Technique 1. Throw or Drop it
The ThrowBook technique: Throwing it four stories down like this guy did to his Powerbook.
Throw it from a running car:
Throw it from the roof: This Dell Desktop got it's match.
Technique 2. Smash it
This is the right way to smash the damn thing!
Of course you can always use a baseball bat
If you don't want to do the deed alone, you can do it an group (okay that was gay!)
Technique 3. Take revenge bit by bit
Nothing like making your PC feel the pain bit by bit. Start by stress testing the motherboard like this:
Smash the hard drive with a hammer:
Send your mouse to hell. Damn the clicks.
Technique 4. Drive over it
Use your car or cycle; or whatever you have
A tractor does work better though!
Technique 5. Blow it up
A little more tricky than other techniques, but equally effective nevertheless
Technique 6. Burn it
"A little gasoline is all you need..."
Technique 7. Shoot it
Works well, but you need a gun
Or like this
Technique 8. Mix the techniques
Throw and Smash: Like this notebook
Here's another way to beat the crap out of that PC:
Of course, if you don't want to bad to your PC, you can always scream at like this fellow: (Warning: this is hilarious)
Hope you enjoyed. Geek on.
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