Top 15 Geeky Pickup Lines

Surely you have used a few pickup lines, but how about using some thing say more 'techie' and 'geeky' at a computer convention or at the  linux bar? Here's a few of the best we assembled up to get you started.

1. How about we go home and you handle my exception?

2. Nice hard drive!

3. Computer guys have skilled fingers if you know what I mean 

4. No, that’s not a Logitech MX-100 in my pants, but thanks for noticing. 

5. Mind if I run a sniffer to see if your ports are open? (corny!) 

6. With my IQ and your body we could begin a race of genetic superchildren to conquer the earth. 

7. My ‘up-time’ is better than BSD (we love this.. but aren't Sparc's better?) 

8. Hey Baby, Let me hack your kernel

9. Is that an iPod mini in your pocket or are you just happy to see me

10. Come to my and I’ll give you sudo access

11. You must've been made by Intel to be that hot! 

12. Resistance is futile. (we think only borg will fall for this! - Ed) 

13. You got me stuck on Caps Lock, if you know what I mean.

14. I'm developing a new make-out program. Would you like to join the beta test? (just don't try it with an alpha code, if you know what we mean - Ed)

15. So you  read Geek 24 too? (okay we made that up - Ed!) 

Of course, none of them are really going to get a girl - we think. Unless, she is perhaps reading the same blog as you do (hint.. hint). Forward this around, and if you have few you want to add drop us a line.


1) Nice hands, Wanna run

1) Nice hands, Wanna run them on my mouse?
2) do you have a shell, where I can feed some eggs?
3) I find g33k ch1ck5 53xy. my binary feeds are lost in your command.
4) You are the eve who took my apple from windows.

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