Top 10 Reasons Dogs don't use Computers

Funny | Geeked by Geek 24 Geeks on 6 August, 2006 - 16:17.

We have started a trend it seems, Joshua sends us the list of the Top 10 reasons why dogs don't use computers. So, 'dogs don't use computers' because:

10. they are still trying to come up with an "emoticon" that signifies tail-wagging.

9.SmellU-SmellMe still in beta test.
8. It's too difficult to "mark" every website they visit.
7.Fetch command not available on all platforms

6.Three words: Carpal Paw Syndrome

5.' dogs ain't GEEKS!'

4.SIT and STAY were hard enough, GREP and AWK are out of the question!

3.Butt-sniffing more direct and less deceiving than online chat rooms

2. Can't stick their heads out of Windows 

and of course the number one reason..

1. IWUEW*#DL_)#SNEPWP@(@ND:DSXN

 
Okay, now someone tell us why cats don't use computers aye?