We love Star Wars like most people love gurls and we know most geeks get more excited watching R2D2 than a bunch of bikini wearing gurls ;) But, if you are not yet aware of the true purpose of your life or whether you are Star Wars geek or not, here's a few ways to find out. You are a Star Wars geek if....
When you get jealous of luke because his light saber is double the size of yours
When you pass out while trying to move a pencil across the desk with the Force.
When you get into a fight, you automaticly find yourself reaching for a lightsaber...
When you download the Mac Saber program into every MacBook you can get your hands onto...
When you spend time watching the Star Wars trilogy because you think there will be a test on it later.
If you get your head stuck in a bucket pretending your Darth Vader.
You punch out trekkies who say "Death star my ass, I'd like to see those losers take out DS9".
With a blue-tinted plastic tube, a flashlight, two hours of a saturday night, and 4 rolls of blue electrical tape, you finally complete your own working "Light-saber"
You waste three hours and 8,000 brain cells a day coming up with jokes for this page.
Your room is filthy except for your "Star Wars Area."
You put on a luminous coloured condom and walk around humming, pretending you're a light-saber
You name your right hand 'Leia'
Whenever you get in trouble, you mutter "I have a bad feeling about this."
When you listen for Obi-Wan while attempting to parralell park.
You don't have any money to buy food or clothes but you have a kick-ass STAR WARS collection.
When you need to go to the toilet, you say "Intensify Foward firepower, I don't want anything to get through"
When your father asks you how fast your car is, you reply,"Fast enough for you, old man."
Your girlfriend is called "Jabba the Slut."
You get caught doing your Darth Vader impression in the bathroom. (what are you doing in there son? *heavy breathing*YOUR POWERS ARE WEAK OLD MAN!!!!)
You start to see visions of Ben Kenobi telling you to go to bed.
When... Your first sentence was "I have a bad feeling about this."
When you find yourself quoting the opening lines of "A New Hope".....and don't stop until 125 minutes later.
You punch out people that say,"But I thought Han Solo flew the Enterprise?"
You can't resist to hum when you turn on a flashlight
You're a Star Wars geek when your teacher hands you your test back and says "commas are your weakness." You shoot back: "And your faith in your friends is yours!"
When someone talks about people getting abducted by little green men you say, "Yoda would never do such a thing!"
You buy 2 copies of the trilogy just so you could have the full Darth Vader Helmet.
You've wached the trilogy more times than mark hammil.
When you heard of Titanic getting more money than Star Wars, you immediately reached for your home-made lightsaber and started a hunt for James Cameron.
You respond to your friends taunting of "HA! HA! Titanic beat Star Wars!" by clenching your teeth and grunting "We'll get 'em in the prequels"
You sabotage the Titanic theatre to play Star Wars: A New Hope when the ship starts to sink.
You point out to people that given inflation Star Wars kicked Titanic's Ass by nearly 300 million.
When your boss forwards all of your checks to the local Star Wars supplier.
You have a tan line from your Darth Vader helment.
At the airport, when the clerk asks you if anyone else has handled your bag you say,"No, it's just me, the boy, two droids...and no questions asked.
A friend gets a kick ass home audio/video center and you tell him, "Don't be too proud of this technological terror you've constructed."
And finally, you know you are a Star Wars geek when you forward this page to pretty much every one you know and call it the biggest thing ever....